Forest Preserve closures near the Oak Park, IL area

Just so you know that the Memorial Day weekend will have closures at the local Forest preserves. This is so that you idiots who like to congregate and spread disease together without a care for anyone else will not have these various venues to go to. They authorities are urging people to stay at home and enjoy themselves there. Obviously, it is a shame that the local authorities have to tell local residents this but since people are complete morons such measures must be taken.

These areas include the Dan Ryan Woods and Schiller Woods which are pretty close to here, I am surprised the Thatcher woods was not mentioned. Of course, we need at least one place for “cruising” LOL You know we will get someone wanting to push the “envelope” and complain or protest physically at our local forest preserves and thereby putting themselves, local first responders, and everyone in jeopardy. By hey these people feel “oppressed” and will go ahead and move forward with putting their stupidity into action.

When in reality, these people should just stay at home to enjoy the holiday. Maybe they should also read a book, or google some moments in time that dealt with oppression like the “trail of tears” or maybe the American internment camps of the 1940’s. Then and maybe then these idiots will get a slight idea what it means to be oppressed.

Here is the article discussing the closures of the local forest preserves:

More Cook County Forest Preserve Parking Lots to Close for Memorial Day Weekend


Colorado and United can be occur here…

Now, I want to point at the coffee shop in Colorado and the United flights packed with passengers as two very good examples of businesses screwing up reopening measures and people just following with a herd mentality causing more issues. I bring this up because as June comes around and I know Oak Park, Il businesses and residents will follow suit and act like a bunch of idiots putting us all at risk, again.

I know that the residents will be glad to be jammed packed into stores, ignoring the six-foot CDC guideline just to be out and about “in the world” with other people. Pathetic. Many of the businesses, events and streets here in Oak Park, IL are really not made for social distancing, in fact, they are built for the “quaint” interactions of human beings. Loosely translated: everyone is basically on top of each other buttfucking while in line waiting for other idiots to have their items scanned by the cashier.

Therefore, I believe (my assessment), when the slightest relaxation of the lockdown rules goes into effect, we will see the morons out and about. Acting like they never been outside or seen the inside of a store. But that is okay, because that is their choice. However, note, there is always a second wave to this type of thing, and there is always someone stepping up to be guinea pigs for this shit.

More cases of COVID-19 in Oak Park, IL ..great

The village has been hit with more cases and deaths. With more people are now tested positive for COVID-19 bringing the cases up to 120+. In such a small area, this is a disaster. The idea that Oak Park, IL is immune has faded and now the community atmosphere and attitudes that are ingrained into its residents are now the reasons that lead to this quarantine’s extended length.

With the rise in cases the village and its residents need to reexamine how it leads its day to day activities. The tight ass restaurants, stores and supermarkets will need quite the redesign when they reopen. I do not think people are going to forget the danger of this pandemic for quite some time. Even if a vaccine becomes available to the public, I am pretty sure we will all be giving the evil eye to those who open mouth cough in public for quite some time.

The only silver lining to this whole thing is that people are now being self-aware. Self-aware of how nasty they are and how nasty the people around them are. Things have to change in order for things to get better and the village now needs to do a total 180 to get ahead of this virus. And I believe it will take a very long time for that to happen but also a huge attitude change to occur.

This is a local article talking about the cases:

Quarantine Story #3 Prince tribute -ahhh no

So, thanks to the coronavirus and the idiots who are protesting the quarantine measures I found myself watching a part, a very little part of the Prince tribute. And being the fourth anniversary of his death, one could only imagine what type of benefit concert he would have put together for this whole coronavirus mess. However, with that aside I sit here, watching the first couple moments wondering what the fuck?

There was no passion, energy or anything that would reminds us of the artist himself. This is what was on television for this shitty pandemic, and now I have an overwhelming urge to slap the shit out of everyone in this shitty little village who does not wear a mask out in public. Because this Prince-lite concert is what I am left with as entertainment.

It seemed like it was a show for everyone to showcase their own talents instead of going out of their comfort zones to match the energy of Prince. I mean at least halfway, come on! I had to watch this passionless nonsense by a bunch of people who did not work with Prince or did not get his songs right. I was a captive of these crazy versions of his songs. It was like your most heartfelt stories, poetry, and memories being told by an ex who really hated the shit out of you and wants to put their spin on things to the rest of your family and friends.

I really liked of course the Time and the Revolution, but the rest was just a mess. I am glad Sheila E is going on year four of grabbing this incredible dude’s spotlight, but after four years and with a quarantine in place.,,, she should have done better. And I am praying that these nasty ass residents here in Oak park, Il can stop doing whatever it is that is keeping the rest of us inside. That way the rest of us will not be forced to be “entertained” by such tragically flawed caricatures of a legend’s musical genius.

Quarantine story #2

At Walgreens, old dude in line just standing there 18 feet of space between him and the next person. The people behind him (including someone who worked there) asked him to move up because the rest of the line was then (because of his old ass) in the store aisles.
He yelled “don’t tell me what to do, I got rights!” I guess he thought wearing all camo, a NRA hat, and a bunch of American flag (Which is illegal) gave him carte Blanche… but the black dude behind him responded “you got the right to move your ass up” then the little ass Amish store clerk (yes Amish) told the old dude “if you don’t want to move up you can get out the store”
I think at that point as I was walking up to the line wanted to beat his old was. Old people are just wilding out here and do not get all that crap that flew before is no longer the norm. But that old dude left the store without saying too much more… Lol

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Coronavirus story #1

So, I got my hair trimmer from Best buy and it was an introvert’s dream I pulled up and said my name, what I ordered and the guy went to get my order, He came back and gave me my order at my car. Done. No walking around entire families, ducking that one person who likes to open mouth cough in the store when you are walking by, etc.

But there was one dude in front of me looking like a Tiger king reject, or that dude from the B horror movie that is out in the desert running the Ham radio station. This fool ordered a 40 inch TV set in the middle of a pandemic and had the nerve to have his trunk open filled with a lion blanket and cases of mountain dew and Pepsi zero, etc. which made wonder how the hell it was going to fit.

But this moron was chain smoking so he grasped my attention due to that and his pacing back and forth in front of my car. He then yells out to one of the Best buy guys if he can go INSIDE the store to get a HMDI cable for the TV. LOL He was bouncing back and forth between two associates asking this moronic question (both said no). Luckily the associate with the hair trimmer came back so I was gone in two secs.

But my question is who in the hell is getting a new TV in the middle of a pandemic and for what? This is the same moron who would try to break into your house to get your toilet paper because they did not take this pandemic seriously. And then catch a cap while Cypress hill ‘s real estate is playing in the background. SMH

Old people keeping the Corona alive..

Went to home depot to pick up my package in Cicero because it was the one I could make a straight shot to and then get home within reason. And they are not playing because the town of Cicero requires not asks for people entering the store to have a mask on. If you don’t have a mask you would be asked to leave. What the hell? Then I found out that Skokie is doing this as well. Making the idiotic village of Oak Park, Il one of the places that has people just run around without masks and open mouth coughing.

I see a lot of seniors running around without masks and gloves, it would be really great if either the Governor or village idiot made it mandatory to have a mask to go into stores. That way we can stop a lot of the kamikaze runs these seniors are intent on doing dooming the rest of us with their irresponsibility. It’s the Greatest generation turned to a bunch of senile idiots with no common sense whatsoever. If they keep this stupidity up, of going everywhere without the needed PPE equipment they will solve the social security funding problem by just dying of CVOID-19. You cannot tell them anything and you cannot make people who think they are still able to do whatever they want to listen to reason.

At this point I am just fed up with people not taking this pandemic serious, my emphatic ear is now deaf. If you go out without gear and infect oh the fuck well, especially if you are a senior citizen. I mean Jesus there are literally special store hours for the elderly to go in and shop in local stores and not be exposed by younger people who might infect them with the virus however they still rather take chances. A law in place statewide would be a good idea the next step would be to enforce it and maybe then we can get the number of cases down and then this country back to normal. But not until the senior stupidity stops.

The streets are aliveeeeeee with the sound of pandemic

The streets are clear thanks to corona. There are hardly the numerous fools running around for their “exercise” actually let me stop there. These fools are bouncing down the street in attire or form that will damage their knees as they get older. The other fools are the ones running with their dogs. As they let their animals poop all over someone else’s property.

Streets clear of traffic, slow, stupid driving. The quiet is very eerie, but very welcome. It really shows how oak park could be less annoying and more tantalizing to people who either visit or want to live here. It is a shame that the coronavirus had to be cause of this peace. But nevertheless, I took a picture of it just to remember this event. Because it is very unique to see such emptiness in this suburb. If you can find some essential reason to get outdoors for a second. Do so, because the peace is amazing.

Aprils Fools day -eh

I am not sure if you had a great April fools day or not. But reflecting back on it, trying to pull a prank on one’s self in an apartment is kind of boring. And I never knew that this holiday depends so much on the company of others, yet when in quarantine it becomes very evident.

So the boredom set in that day for me, because any prank that I may have had thought of, had the requirement of me being in the personal company of another person. Now with the holiday behind me I am planning something for next year. But even that is an issue, because I hate to say it, but who knows if the people I am planning the next year’s April fools days pranks against will be around. Either in the area, at the Same place of employment or to be a grim bitch alive after this pandemic. And that last statement is a factor that can play on either side (theirs and mine).

Even if I tried to do long distance pranks I would have the coronavirus working against me when it came to deliveries or hiring someone to do a singing telegram or scary clown altercation. It would have been either a cancellation of the service by the business or the person would have who the prank was intended would have finally been sent home to work there or at a residence I had one idea of. In the end totally fucking up my April fools days pranks anyway. Hopefully next year’s will be better.

Oak Park, IL quarantine crazy

I made a couple new pages that are Oak Park, Il related to the quarantine regarding Amazon and the airline industry. You can check them out on the links below. But it is crazy how industries are taking advantage of the quarantine when people on the front lines are really suffering or getting cabin fever from being inside. But that is really not a surprise is it? I mean, Walmart had their Aquafina 32 bottled water usually for 4.99 to 3.99 BEFORE the coronavirus. Now the big box giant is charging $5.99 with no sales in sight, these increase or stabilization to their regular higher prices include Antibacterial wipes, antibacterial soap, etc., so it is not just individual hoarders fucking us over.

There are a couple of local businesses that are doing the whole curb side service thing here in Oak Park, Il so we can still patronize them that way. You can google them online and going onto their social media accounts we can still shop local and responsibly. This also keeps the local businesses in business so that we are not stuck with the big box retailers that are taking advantage of the” little people” in this time. So please take the time to research and shop locally.


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