Getting lit in Oak Park, IL because there ain’t nothing else for grownups to do pt 1

So I am looking at recipes for mixed drinks for when I have people over or when I need to take something over to a friend’s place. I have been searching online instead of doing the job, eh. These are some of the candidates I found so far:

Sperm LOL I just love the name!

http://www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/mixed-drinks/301379/cocktail-sperm.html

French kiss it’s a girl thing sorry: http://www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/mixed-drinks/103191/cocktail-french-kiss.html

This is a drink that most guys would probably like to shout the name and link other idiotic names too:

http://www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/mixed-drinks/400174/cocktail-pink-panty-dropper.html

Another drink that I think everything would get a kick out of talking about:

http://www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/mixed-drinks/100114/cocktail-after-sex.html

A drink aptly named for what I have said to a number of exes, Motherfuckers:

http://www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/mixed-drinks/100100/cocktail-adios-motherfucker.html

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Happy New Year’s Eve from the Oak park, Il blog!

Just want to give you a Happy New Year’s really quick did you know that it was actually Julius Caesar who established made New Year occur on January 1st? There are of course other countries that celebrate the holiday but they all celebrate it in different ways. These are some links that show you the many different ways New year’s is celebrated:

I think this information is great if you think about traveling to another country around New year’s and want to know how other countries celebrate the holiday and so that you do not look like an “ugly American” ! You could probably also take some of the ways other cultures celebrate the holiday and integrate it into your holiday celebrations or even your Holiday party.

Figuring out New Year’s Eve In Oak Park, IL

So I decided ahead of time to formulate a plan of what I can do around here in regards to getting my party on in Oak Park, Il and I googled “new year’s eve around Oak park, Il” and I saw immediately oakpark.com’s calendar of events. I thought to myself Yes! This is a ray of hope so I clicked on the link to look at the events listed for the 31st and.. wtf? German class? Are you fucking serious?

Here is the link look at this shit:

http://www.oakpark.com/Calendar/Events/?Page=1&Date=12-31-2016

This shit is anti-viagra in Oak Park, Il the only thing close is a “The Gents New Year’s Eve Black Tie Event” in Berwyn, IL, this village is the lamest shit on the face of the planet. All the stuff, the parties, the concerts, it seems are happening in downtown Chicago, and you know how Wild Wild West it gets on New Year’s eve in Chicago!

Here is an article regarding the events in Chicago on New Year’s Eve https://www.timeout.com/chicago/new-years-eve

So you bet your ass I am going downtown to party and leave this boring shithole Oak Park, Il in the dust at least for the night. Because I really don’t feel like decorating, buying food, alcohol and all that other shit being a party thrower on New Year’s entails. Ugh Happy New year’s Eve my ass.

To wreck Christmas parties from Oak Park, Il and beyond

I found some stuff that will help bring cheer or freak out the residents of Oak Park. Il during the Christmas season like the legend of Krampus to the original A Christmas Carol movie, I plan to add this to the free E-books on the season and making Holiday crafts that I found online I am going to add it all together to make everyone at the holiday party crazy.

Because all they want to do is talk and shit and sit around with kids running around up your ass, plus they don’t want to have strong drinks like tequila “because of the kids” but tell you that while holding a glass of wine. (((SIGH)))

This little bit of information will freak the kids screwing up their minds forever:

Santa’s Horned Helper: The Fearsome Legend of Krampus, Christmas Punisher http://www.ancient-origins.net/myths-legends/santa-s-horned-helper-fearsome-legend-krampus-christmas-punisher-004799

OR you can do the video thing from YouTube for those kids with ADHD:

The Life and Times of Krampus by Andreas Ziebart which explains the whole legend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlSa922DgNY

This is the link to a Christmas classic movie of the Charles Dickens novel called “A Christmas Carol” but add this with the Krampus stuff, and you will have the kids paranoid for next year! Nothing like putting a little terror in their hearts.

A Christmas Carol (1951, HD) Alastair Sim as Scrooge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4FAeH1qOgI&feature=share

Oak Park, IL blog related: 9 Free Craft eBooks For the Holidays

9 Free Craft eBooks For the Holidays

I found a new way to keep my other young niece and nephew busy while everyone parties on Christmas day, I think I will download one of these books and get some of the supplies needed to complete some of the projects listed in one of these nine Craft E-books. And let them craft away.

I hate when kids get in the way of my drink during the holidays its family as why the reason I need it so, let me cut down on some of my stress and give them something to do.

This is the hyperlink that makes it all possible: http://tiphero.com/9-free-craft-ebooks-for-the-holidays/

Article: Best 50 holiday songs for Christmas time

Best holiday songs for Christmas time

To get us all in the holiday season I saw this article regarding the best holiday songs of all time, it may help you craft your holiday playlist if you have a Christmas Eve/Day get together. I know I have one this year to go to and half of these songs will not be played there, but hey, that is our individual taste right? You may find some gems on this list so peruse away:

http://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/9977-the-50-best-holiday-songs-of-all-time/?page=1

Crime on the Blue Line is a Headache for travel in Oak Park, IL especially with the World Series on the way!

Just as you thought it was alright to ride the blue line CTA trains again from Oak Park, IL to downtown Chicago, now another crime spree:

https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20161015/garfield-park/blue-line-train-thieves-beat-victims-before-robbing-them-police-say

I know first thing you will say is that “hey that’s Chicago not Oak Park, IL but considering that the Blue line runs through Oak Park, IL at least three times you should be worried about such a criminal element coming to Oak Park, IL. If they have access to the blue line it would be foolish to believe that they would stay upon that train within the Chicago metro area waiting to be caught. Although I am saying “they: and “them” we are dealing with criminals obviously that are very violent you will beat the shit out of you while robbing you.

The imaginary boundary that exists in Oak Park, Il will not protect it or its residents like this from crime spreading here nor will safeguard residents going into the city. We cannot just look the other way we have to be diligent when going into the city and around the areas near the blue line stops here in Oak Park, Il. I say that because criminals usually try to stay very close to their avenues of transport or escape so if they migrate to Oak Park, Il for a change of venue then all the delusional hippies might get knocked in the head for their money or some idiot kids walking while paying attention to their phones could get those items stolen easily.

When one thinks of this type of possibility you can easily get nervous or even overreact but again all that is needed is to be alert and realize that you are in the real world even though you are in Oak Park, IL. Don’t fool yourself and keep alert this may f up your drinking plans for the World series but it is better safe than sorry.

Where to go in Oak Park, IL to watch the Chicago Cubs win?

So if the Cubs win the World Series are people in the Chicago going to riot I just want to know not because I want a free television (lol) but I wonder what that means for Oak Park, IL? Is everyone going to jump on the bandwagon or what? It’s a shame I do not know where there are some local places to go around here to enjoy the games but again when there are no real businesses that promote such “activities” what you are going to do?

Well go elsewhere, of course, tons of spots inWrigleyville, and all around the city to go to hang out and have a couple of drinks watch the games and get into shape for the eventual meltdown if this IS the year. Unfortunately, because there are no real places that one can go to in Oak Park, Il for these type of things, because it is so quiet, like a crypt ha ha.

Hopefully, I will not get raped, mugged, or simply just jumped coming off one of the cta lines out here in Oak park, Il, after leaving a game, but of course that can “happen anywhere” unfortunately it should not happen here, but alas there is a possibility that it might, a chance that it might. If the Cubs make it to the series I am ready to take that chance and hope that I do not have to park too far away from a train stop on a dark dimly lit street (tons of those in Oak Park, IL).

I guess my main complaint is the lack of Cub “fever” here or venues to play in, I would like stuff to do here that I do not see tons of kids, or pretentious behavior just adults and some fun times. Jesus, sheer boredom on a stick.