Oak Park, IL is wrong!

The flu is going around and unfortunately, I have been so sick that I have been only able to go to work, come home, watch SOME TV, fluids, fluids, fluids, and go to bed. So just look at it as a mini break however I got sick from nastiness. Although I have been able to write a bit, it just needs to be scheduled and posted. A lot of it are things that I have already said regarding the veneer that Oak Park, IL tries to shine up for the rest of the area and world, that it is without fault, well, whoops they have been active in proving me right and that illusion wrong.

You hate for anyone to be victim to crime, assault or just being bamboozled but the way this year is unfolding all the “trash talking” as some people might call it. Is all being backed up. All you have to do is read the local paper or watch the news, which makes it easier for me to rant or not rant at all, and take a holiday, because Oak Park, IL seems to be eager to show its stupidity this year! All the while I can just sit back a drink hot (earl grey) tea, eat chicken noodle soup, have a couple Ritz crackers for a snack or even prepare a few cough drops for the inevitable gnashing while just sitting back and watch the lie unfold. Thanks Oak Park, IL for proving yourselves wrong.

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Happy New Year

Happy New year to all. Yeah, when I woke up the next afternoon it was a night that I rather not put into print nor take the pictures and place them on any social media site. With that said hopefully there is less aggravating bull shit thanks to this crappy burb this year or the rest of it. The traffic was great at 3am I wish Oak Park, il was like that every day but alas wishes are fishes.

We took a cab in case we were to be blitzed to drive one of the only smart decisions we made. But if you get home without getting mugged, passing out in a pool of your own puke, etc., You have won the gold medal for New Year’s Eve partying, drinking and stinking.

Again, I do not remember too much about Nye in Oak Park as I spent it downtown with friends, but what I do remember was that the traffic was great. Probably because of the puritan atmosphere of the village that is projected but it was dark and dead in the village making the rest of the trip back easy and less expensive. Happy New year indeed.

The need for parking spaces in Oak Park, IL

I think that the village needs to eliminate some of the long large lawns in Oak Park, Il in high traffic areas and places where parking is tough. Just to adjust for the needs of this area if I am thinking then most likely the village officials have thought of it. I do not see that ideal picture of the picturesque village staying in tact in the new future. The need for parking is immense and traffic is just insane, plus the village is constantly looking for ways to make money hand over fist.

This would be a great way to do both, ease travel issues and make money. Although I see residents flipping out there may not be any other way to have a way to ease the stress on the finite resources the village has nor come up with creative solutions that actually address issues that face everyday residents. There are other suburbs that have created the face in parking in multiple places in their suburbs so why can’t Oak Park Il?

I don’t think it’s an issue of can it be done but rather if there is a desire to do so if people would be willing to do away with a couple of feet of their lawns. I believe as crazy as that sounds and as major of an issue that it would be it could be a possible solution. I am not saying it is THE solution but it could be one that serves the needs of the village the most.

Oak Park driving in Broadview, IL

Okay I was in Broadview the other day going to the super Target as I was driving through the massive parking lot I got behind this slow ass minivan just strolling through the parking lot and I was right behind her. Ugh god the misery this bitch brought to my lead foot, and speedy little car. Just strolling through the parking lot and then got to one stop sign and just sat there. Sat there. I had to honk my horn to get the bitch to move! And when she did it was very slow, me and the other cars behind me were barely holding it together.

The car behind me was swerving left and right to see if there was a way around both of us and I was throwing expletives at the windshield. We got to another stop and again she sat there I had to lay on the horn like wtf?  She finally moved like a turtle turning into an opposite lane, so I laid in my horn. That is when i noticed the Oak Park “night” sticker in her back window truthfully this bitch needs to permanently park this shitty minivan forever.

My point about this story is that no matter I go in the Chicagoland area the shitty slow ass drivers of Oak Park, Il follow me. It is not just an epidemic contained to that suburb but follows you no matter what. It is a mentality that is ingrained into these idiots very soul. There is nothing that can be done to somehow extract it from their routine. When these idiots have the wheels, they abuse it for the rest of us obeying the speed limit. Obviously, this is the reason people move to Schaumburg or Oak Brook because each time I am in these suburbs the traffic, the drivers move around those streets just fine.

So therefore, it is a cultural thing, that is not easily dismissed and something that needs to be retrained retaught and readjusted, yes all of the above because it is annoying and dangerous to have these fools just strolling through the neighboring suburbs and streets driving like this. I hope that police departments in the neighboring areas simply pull over or stereotype anyone with an Oak Park, Il parking sticker in their back window when they are driving like that hopefully that will be the first step in stopping this stupidity.

Oak park Il blog I enjoyed Black Friday and Thanksgiving by myself

Ah Saturday without a project to do I finished up the portfolio class main project, blog and career plan project for the next two weeks freeing me up to deal with the stupid bitches in my other class. I did not go anywhere for thanksgiving and it felt great! No pain in the ass relatives, over the top judgments just kept my nose to the grindstone and worked out all that crap to clear the way for a simple graduation. I had talked to a bunch of people on Skype but left it at that. I walked outside to take out the garbage and realized there was no one on the streets!

In Oak Park, Il! So yeah I got in the car and cruised to the local gas station filled up the old gas tank and enjoyed driving around without a bunch of idiots bothering me on the roads. I was at ease driving around something that has not occurred in a long time. There was a profound inner peace that I realized black Friday had given me.

Something I will cherish for a long time I wished every resident of Oak Park, Il could enjoy but unfortunately such peace does not last that long and it will all come down or go to hell for the rest of the season. I think I will give some of the other stuff a once over then call it a day, I am not in the mood for bullshit today.

Not dead yet -OP blog

I am right now going through my phone and typing up the posts I texted myself somehow someway some of the posts did not go through! Therefore, I find myself typing up assignments and posts over again the worse part about it is that writing from a phone is a chore with it constantly spell checking all that I am writing. Therefore, everything is going very slowly with the blog because of time constraints and technology snafus. So don’t worry I am not dead, yet.

Generic Halloween wallpaper collection on Google Plus (Vampire, Ghost, Pumpkin)

I have made a new Halloween wallpaper collection its generic as all heck but it’s something younger kids might like. Nothing too scary nothing to violent just flat 2d images of a Vampire, Ghost and pumpkin/ghoul. I have saved it for easy downloading on Google Plus (collections). I made it into three different posts to separate the groups, making downloading for all the youngsters as easy as possible. Just don’t let them read all the other crazy stuff on here okay? LOL

Here is the link:

https://plus.google.com/u/0/collection/kP2GUE

Halloween Idea #417 for Oak Park, Il “fun”

I also found for you pumpkin carving mother fucker’s stencils for each of your zodiac signs. I thought this was interesting if you are having one of those longer (time-consuming) parties with friends and wanted to do something unique or just wanted to add some flair to a tedious but traditional Halloween activity. Just have a pinterest account and a printer to get the stencils for these designs, plus the usual pumpkin carving equipment and viola!

Here is the link:

http://www.elledecor.com/life-culture/fun-at-home/a8876/pumpkin-carving-designs/

More drinks please! If you are having a strictly adult Halloween party I recommend looking at this article that has beautiful pictures and recipes of 15 different drinks that can be Halloween related to mix and serve to your guests. Ahh, do you feel the buzz kicking in just looking at these pictures? Again, just have a pinterest account and a printer for these recipes so that you can make your own “drink book” for easy reference as you make your guests individual or just making a big ass punch for a large group of people.

Here is the link:

http://www.elledecor.com/life-culture/food-drink/g3159/halloween-cocktails/

This article gives you 5 easy ways to decorate your space for Halloween and entertain your guests as well, it is a very brief article and looking at the ideas listed it my just take only a few bucks to pull all of them off. Also the good thing about it is that it may engage any young ones that are in your hair while you are making the drinks I listed above. Keep the brats busy!

Here is the link:

https://www.supersavvyme.co.uk/family-life/fun-activities/article/5-spooky-halloween-ideas

Halloween projects for the kids

So to keep my niece and nephew busy this Halloween (I am not sure if the older niece would partake) I found some more crafty stuff to have them do while they are in my presence so that I am not running the streets with two kids not my own! The great thing was that I got it from an email by World Market (yeah, I am one of those a-holes!).

This is the original article link right here:

https://www.worldmarket.com/blog/tag/kids-halloween/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=wk29_halloweenshop&utm_source=wmblog&CAMP=211701&RRID=9007223

However, to make it more savor and easier to pick from I divided the projects down from the original article to their separate links to make it easier to read and print off the instructions at work, because that is what we are all going to do anyway! Hopefully you and the kids you have to entertain find something enjoyable to do and keep them off streets and occupied after a long day of trick or treating.

These are the individual project links with the descriptions as headings:

HOW TO HALLOWEEN: WITCH’S POTION PLATTER RECIPES

https://www.worldmarket.com/blog/recipe/halloween-potion-platter-recipes/

HOW TO HALLOWEEN: BREADSTICK SNAKES RECIPE

https://www.worldmarket.com/blog/recipe/halloween-breadstick-snakes-recipe/

HOW TO HALLOWEEN: CAULDRON CAKE RECIPE

https://www.worldmarket.com/blog/recipe/halloween_cauldron_cake_recipe/

HOW TO HALLOWEEN: DOUBLE TROUBLE BUBBLE JUICE RECIPE

https://www.worldmarket.com/blog/recipe/halloween-bubble-juice-recipe/

Halloween Idea #416 for Oak Park, Il “fun”

I found another cool thing for Halloween parties this is a Blood Orange cocktail great for ADULT parties (I had to put that disclaimer in there) drinks a plenty bitches! This is a great way to disguise the adult drinks from the kids you might have at your Halloween party and just strange enough to deterring that one punk ass kid from sneaking around trying get a sip.

Here is the link:

https://www.worldmarket.com/blog/recipe/blood-orange-cocktail-recipe/

I also found another list (on Imgur IKR?) of great horror films so if you are throwing a party on Halloween or just staying in, this list is great for entertainment ideas for that night. Most of these movies you should already know but a refresh is always good especially if you are trying to put a party and the entertainment together at the last minute.

Here is the link:

https://imgur.com/gallery/1npWU

To create that fog effect as simply as possible I found directions online through a company in the area that creates dry ice, just not that it is very crazy ass to handle, upon that you must store it properly because dry ice is just carbon dioxide gas frozen. Therefore, if you like to live and breathe storage of the product must be taken seriously if I do go through the dry ice/fog idea I will probably store it on the back porch of the apartment.

Here is the link:

http://dryiceinfo.com/fog.htm