Needed a break -Update from Oak Park, IL blog

Yeah I have been busy after October I needed a break, the cubs went down in flames really fast in the playoffs then I got dragged to the series. Only to be bored to death, and suckered into trick or treating with my nieces and nephews around Oak Park, IL. Oh, then I have classes I doubled up this time to get done with my degree because Roosevelt university likes to fuck up your financial aid if not that your class schedule is screwed up to the point you have to wait a year to take one fucking class. No, I am not kidding and I am going to Roosevelt online! It is the dumbest shit ever.

So obviously with work, two classes and oh instructors who have no idea what is going then add your fellow students who write at a third grade or can only manage one sentence. I am not the brightest crayon in the box but come on! Therefore, you can understand my focus on getting that shit done, and putting the blog on the back burner. When you are dealing with an influx of stupidity it gets hard to multitask but I will be back.

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Happy Thanks giving from Oak Park, IL blog!

For those of you celebrating thanksgiving: Happy thanksgiving!

For those of you not celebrating it for any reason I do not blame you. I have tons of work to do for third module projects and final projects that going to an uncomfortable get together with family to eat dry turkey and to look, not eat, green bean casserole is definitely out the cards.

I simply do not even have the energy to commit to their nonsense and finish my degree plan. Its either focus on the end of two years’ worth of work, or dealing with another year of relatives asking “aren’t you done with school yet?” Sorry, but I trying to get somewhere on life lol and that in the end is what I will be thankful for.

Merry Christmas from the Oak Park, Il Blog!

Just a quick hello, and Merry Christmas to all my Christians readers but also a Happy Holidays to everyone else of different faiths as well! Please enjoy this day as peacefully as you can and I hope you find some joy in today, and in the upcoming new year!

I will still have some new stuff to post when the holiday season winds down, BUT I have some more crazy rants already scheduled to finish out the year. Thank you for reading and have a great holiday season!

To wreck Christmas parties from Oak Park, Il and beyond

I found some stuff that will help bring cheer or freak out the residents of Oak Park. Il during the Christmas season like the legend of Krampus to the original A Christmas Carol movie, I plan to add this to the free E-books on the season and making Holiday crafts that I found online I am going to add it all together to make everyone at the holiday party crazy.

Because all they want to do is talk and shit and sit around with kids running around up your ass, plus they don’t want to have strong drinks like tequila “because of the kids” but tell you that while holding a glass of wine. (((SIGH)))

This little bit of information will freak the kids screwing up their minds forever:

Santa’s Horned Helper: The Fearsome Legend of Krampus, Christmas Punisher http://www.ancient-origins.net/myths-legends/santa-s-horned-helper-fearsome-legend-krampus-christmas-punisher-004799

OR you can do the video thing from YouTube for those kids with ADHD:

The Life and Times of Krampus by Andreas Ziebart which explains the whole legend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlSa922DgNY

This is the link to a Christmas classic movie of the Charles Dickens novel called “A Christmas Carol” but add this with the Krampus stuff, and you will have the kids paranoid for next year! Nothing like putting a little terror in their hearts.

A Christmas Carol (1951, HD) Alastair Sim as Scrooge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4FAeH1qOgI&feature=share

Eisenhower and possible tolls and the Mayor (of Oak Park, Il ) who does not listen

I was looking up traffic for the Christmas Holiday around Oak Park, Il to get a feel for how it is to drive on the Eisenhower, and I saw that they might add toll roads to it? It’s hard enough to get around the city as is, so some greedy ass lawmaker wants to make a profit off it? Geez, no wonder why people leave this area in droves!

Then I saw that the Mayor of Oak Park, IL wants to add ANOTHER round of vote regarding noise dampening walls as construction may begin in 2017. There is just enough bullshit I could deal with this guy if I owned a home here and thank God I do not because he and the rest of the officials in Oak Park, IL ask the people what they think about this wall project, about the pool project and when the residents say “NO!” these fucking idiots want to ask again!!!!

It is like these fools do not understand the meaning of “NO” like they are stalkers, rapists, or really bad insurance salesmen, no means no, so move on! Not in Oak Park, IL where they will push and push until they tax YOUR income until they get THEIR way and THEIR vision of what Oak Park, IL is.

When you think of the taxes involved and the amount of money you pay for the property here, you would think you would be treated better than a 5-year-old kid, some people like telling them what to do, what to believe and how they should pay taxes without PROPER representation of what they want. It’s good we are warming back up to Russia because Oak Park, Il is going to fit right in, the rest of us who say “NO!” to this type of shit, we’re Americans.

Here’s the link to the article talking about the Eisenhower changes, the proposed tolls and the non-American mayor of Oak park, IL who wants to do what he wants: http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/oak-park/news/ct-oak-interstate-290-tl-1222-20161215-story.html

30 Free eBooks for Christmas from Project Gutenberg

I have a niece that reads a lot, in fact, that’s all she does, barely talks and shit. so I was looking online for fee E-books of the holidays to give her something more to do, otherwise, she is asking me all the metaphysical questions during the holiday, ugh.

So I found a list online that listed a bunch of old books that the Project Gutenberg made into E-books (I believe) and posted online for free. But I found an extra 5 E-books to round out the total for the holiday, and give her a LOT to do as the holiday comes around. I have the hyperlinks listed as the title and then the author enjoy and download away its free!

  1. A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
  2. The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry
  3. The Children’s Book of Christmas Stories by Asa Don Dickinson and Ada M. Skinner
  4. The Night Before Christmas and Other Popular Stories For Children by Various
  5. The Story of the Other Wise Manby Henry Van Dyke
  6. Life and Adventures of Santa Claus by L. Frank Baum
  7. Christmas Stories And Legends by Phebe A. Curtiss
  8. The Christmas Angel by Abbie Farwell Brown
  9. The Chimes by Charles Dickens
  10. A Kidnapped Santa Claus by L. Frank Baum
  11. The Abbot’s Ghost, or Maurice Treherne’s Temptation: A Christmas Story by Louisa May Alcott
  12. The Haunted Man and the Ghost’s Bargain by Charles Dickens
  13. A Budget of Christmas Tales by Charles Dickens and Others
  14. The First Christmas Tree by Henry Van Dyke
  15. Betty’s Bright Idea; Deacon Pitkin’s Farm; and the First Christmas of New England by Harriet Beecher Stowe
  16. In the Yule-Log Glow, Book I by Harrison S. Morris
  17. A Little Book for Christmas by Cyrus Townsend Brady
  18. Christmas Comes but Once A Year by John Leighton
  19. Peace on Earth, Good-will to Dogs by Eleanor Hallowell Abbott
  20. The Romance of a Christmas Card by Kate Douglas Smith Wiggin
  21. Christmas Tales and Christmas Verse by Eugene Field
  22. The Birds’ Christmas Carol byKate Douglas Smith Wiggin
  23. A Christmas Mystery by William John Locke
  24. A Little Book of Christmas by John Kendrick Bangs
  25. On Christmas Day in the Morning by Grace S. Richmond
  26. An Old Fashioned Christmas Day by Washington Irving
  27. Christmas: Its Origin and Associations by W. F. Dawson
  28. Twas the Night before Christmas: A Visit from St. Nicholas by Clement Clarke Moore
  29. Snowbound for Christmas by Edna I. MacKenzie
  30. On Christmas Day in the Morning by Grace S. Richmond

 

Hopefully, these E-books will get you in the holiday spirit and have you forget how shitty Oak Park, IL literally is.