To wreck Christmas parties from Oak Park, Il and beyond

I found some stuff that will help bring cheer or freak out the residents of Oak Park. Il during the Christmas season like the legend of Krampus to the original A Christmas Carol movie, I plan to add this to the free E-books on the season and making Holiday crafts that I found online I am going to add it all together to make everyone at the holiday party crazy.

Because all they want to do is talk and shit and sit around with kids running around up your ass, plus they don’t want to have strong drinks like tequila “because of the kids” but tell you that while holding a glass of wine. (((SIGH)))

This little bit of information will freak the kids screwing up their minds forever:

Santa’s Horned Helper: The Fearsome Legend of Krampus, Christmas Punisher http://www.ancient-origins.net/myths-legends/santa-s-horned-helper-fearsome-legend-krampus-christmas-punisher-004799

OR you can do the video thing from YouTube for those kids with ADHD:

The Life and Times of Krampus by Andreas Ziebart which explains the whole legend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlSa922DgNY

This is the link to a Christmas classic movie of the Charles Dickens novel called “A Christmas Carol” but add this with the Krampus stuff, and you will have the kids paranoid for next year! Nothing like putting a little terror in their hearts.

A Christmas Carol (1951, HD) Alastair Sim as Scrooge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4FAeH1qOgI&feature=share

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30 Free eBooks for Christmas from Project Gutenberg

I have a niece that reads a lot, in fact, that’s all she does, barely talks and shit. so I was looking online for fee E-books of the holidays to give her something more to do, otherwise, she is asking me all the metaphysical questions during the holiday, ugh.

So I found a list online that listed a bunch of old books that the Project Gutenberg made into E-books (I believe) and posted online for free. But I found an extra 5 E-books to round out the total for the holiday, and give her a LOT to do as the holiday comes around. I have the hyperlinks listed as the title and then the author enjoy and download away its free!

  1. A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
  2. The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry
  3. The Children’s Book of Christmas Stories by Asa Don Dickinson and Ada M. Skinner
  4. The Night Before Christmas and Other Popular Stories For Children by Various
  5. The Story of the Other Wise Manby Henry Van Dyke
  6. Life and Adventures of Santa Claus by L. Frank Baum
  7. Christmas Stories And Legends by Phebe A. Curtiss
  8. The Christmas Angel by Abbie Farwell Brown
  9. The Chimes by Charles Dickens
  10. A Kidnapped Santa Claus by L. Frank Baum
  11. The Abbot’s Ghost, or Maurice Treherne’s Temptation: A Christmas Story by Louisa May Alcott
  12. The Haunted Man and the Ghost’s Bargain by Charles Dickens
  13. A Budget of Christmas Tales by Charles Dickens and Others
  14. The First Christmas Tree by Henry Van Dyke
  15. Betty’s Bright Idea; Deacon Pitkin’s Farm; and the First Christmas of New England by Harriet Beecher Stowe
  16. In the Yule-Log Glow, Book I by Harrison S. Morris
  17. A Little Book for Christmas by Cyrus Townsend Brady
  18. Christmas Comes but Once A Year by John Leighton
  19. Peace on Earth, Good-will to Dogs by Eleanor Hallowell Abbott
  20. The Romance of a Christmas Card by Kate Douglas Smith Wiggin
  21. Christmas Tales and Christmas Verse by Eugene Field
  22. The Birds’ Christmas Carol byKate Douglas Smith Wiggin
  23. A Christmas Mystery by William John Locke
  24. A Little Book of Christmas by John Kendrick Bangs
  25. On Christmas Day in the Morning by Grace S. Richmond
  26. An Old Fashioned Christmas Day by Washington Irving
  27. Christmas: Its Origin and Associations by W. F. Dawson
  28. Twas the Night before Christmas: A Visit from St. Nicholas by Clement Clarke Moore
  29. Snowbound for Christmas by Edna I. MacKenzie
  30. On Christmas Day in the Morning by Grace S. Richmond

 

Hopefully, these E-books will get you in the holiday spirit and have you forget how shitty Oak Park, IL literally is.