Oak Park, IL blog on Instagram? Nope

Someone asked me about Oak Park, Il blog on Instagram, so I should answer if the blog would ever be on there. Never say never but at this point it’s never. The Oak Park, IL blog is on WordPress, Blogger/Google, I have a Facebook account and a Twitter account (which I am barely on due to stalkers) since this is more about me giving the middle finger to Oak Park, IL than a business or me being obsessive. In other words, there is really no need for an Instagram account for Oak Park, IL LOL

I am not narcissistic nor do I feel I should give this village an avenue for more positive bullshit, that an Instagram account would espouse. In every publication or social media venue than Oak Park, IL has it’s all smiles and fake shit anyway, I know isn’t that what Instagram all about? But that is not what this is about at all. All I got to say is be glad there are actual amateur pictures of the shitty little village.

And if you wonder “Oh what you look like? all I see are photos that are adjusted in some way…” again I know how pervs are and also if wanted the attention I would hang with my friends and/or family, peeps. To me, the business here is about keeping it focused on Oak Park, IL the stuff that is usually not negatively associated with it. And remember Instagram is only for 24 hours! All these blogs I have written would before shit, I think the fucks in Oak Park, IL would love that! Therefore, Instagram + Oak Park, IL is a no go.

Instagram is down, yeah no thanks:

https://techcrunch.com/2017/07/26/instagram-is-down-for-some-users/?ncid=mobilerecirc_recent

A Description of Instagram from the I-tunes store:

Instagram is a simple way to capture and share the world’s moments. Follow your friends and family to see what they’re up to, and discover accounts from all over the world that are sharing things you love. Join the community of over 500 million people and express yourself by sharing all the moments of your day––the highlights and everything in between, too.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/instagram/id389801252?mt=8

 

The key words: “sharing things you love” Love? Love Oak Park, Il??

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FUCK THAT

Oak Park, IL Blog wallpaper

I made a couple more wallpapers for the blog, just logo (text) wallpaper, keeping it plain and simple, but also giving the posts the needed “color” without worrying about taking pictures or hunting for images all day. I find that these simple wallpapers as help when I promote the blog on other sites.

This “branding” not only makes it easier for me to focus on content but also is a great lesson in marketing. I see why big corporations put their names everywhere because it lessens the need for spending money or time on graphics or anything to unnecessary or over the top. I know one of the things I have been critical of oak park, Il about is not focusing upon practical issues and solutions.

Therefore, these simple text wallpapers are the epitome of that belief and strategy. I must say although they will be simple I will add a sense of humor to them as well. Enjoy. https://plus.google.com/u/0/102222691833581930279/posts/jVBFAiJUH91

Oak Park, Il blog related: WordPress acting crazy??

Okay, what the hell? So, I read a blog post bout another writer that I follow who stated in one of their posts “WordPress shut down” which left me wondering. Mainly because the blog is like academic and I read it to help me with my school projects, you know free tips and downloads stuff like that. I “pm” him (private message) on fb asking what he meant about that. And he responded that WordPress shut DOWN his blog because the stated the automatic filtering program decided he had infringed on the terms of service.

Being an academic blog it made me wonder why it would do that? But the answer he gave me when he asked the same question was that WordPress could not tell him what happened in detail and what he could do in the future to prevent it! Then told him to just post “original content to ensure that a similar block does not happen again in the future”

Hence my question is: if he got the blog back up and the filter made a mistake, then whose fault is it really? How can WordPress trust the filtering system if it is making mistakes this? Who would put money into establishing a WordPress site or blog if it can all get taken away from you by a faulty program? If I was in school this blog being down would screw with my world, so what if he was an affiliate with a highly successful blog, would Word Press compensate him for the money lost by the site shut down?

All this makes me glad that I am not only on Word press but Google/Blogger. This dude is too but has told me he will “dump” all the articles he has written onto a Wix or Weebly site too. To ensure that if WordPress gets crazy once again the blog “lives” on. I was thinking of the same thing just take all my writings and dump it all at once on a Wix or Weebly account to further piss off the masses.

In any case, this is just FYI for all of you that have an account with WordPress, back that shit up on a Microsoft Word or text document so all the work you do on the internet is not lost forever to a stupid ass computer program and pure laziness.

Oak Park, IL blog: Contributor

I did mention my friend Sarah will be writing a contributing blog post that talks about all the hatred she has in her heart regarding Oka Park, IL it is still in the developmental stages but it will come soon she tells me. I also have another blogger that has reached out to me about their feeling about Oak Park, IL, so I will be working with them about posting those “wonderful” thoughts here as well. Ann has discussed a couple of subjects via email that she wanted to talk about, and since this is America, and blogs are here on Oak Park, Il are based on experiences with this shit hole, I am going ahead to see what she has to say.

Now that is not a definite but do not be surprised to see a “contributor” label on some of these posts very soon! It is true that not everyone loves, likes or even gives a shit about Oak Park, Il and why should they be silenced because it does not meet the conformist, fascist standards of Oak Park, IL? This little village can suck my ass and sell the rest of their properties to Sweden for all I care. Being the bastion of freedom that I am, I cannot wait to help give them a voice, and a place to talk about their shitty experiences with Oak Park, IL. Oh, and you can too just comment and everything and anything.

PS: I love Swedish pancakes so if Oak Park, Il sells their entire village to Sweden, I know that is not possible, but I would be pleased. I would be sooo happy to have Swedish pancakes with lingonberries everyday as long as I am here. Truly, try them, they are the shit.

Grammarly for Oak Park, IL blog

One of my fellow students told me to get a program called Grammarly to help with the Grammar issues I have with my papers and assignments for class. I was like “I am nearly done with my degree program damn it!” but besides the stupid “passive tone” warning that I usually get when writing this stuff for school it is a fine program better than the spell and grammar check in the Microsoft word program.

I am just stating this because as I go through the Word document that all my original posts for this blog is on, with the Grammarly program you may notice some changes. Meaning that it will sound/look less like how I talk in the posts and be closer to PROPER English! HAHA! So I know I can be ghetto, sometimes. Anyway I want to put that out there just in case, so y’all know you are not going crazy.

Also If you want to say anything crazy about Oak Park, IL or anything Oak Park, Il related stuff like Ernest Hemingway or Frank Lloyd Wright, I can edit it and post it here just do not be too crazy or racist-y and I will put that shit on here. I know most people do not want to go through the work of posting a blog and maintaining one. Writing a post is hard enough then trying to edit it, add appropriate pictures, adding the right tags all that stuff is a job in itself which I can do for you and state a “Collaborator” sign/graphic to it and the name that you want to be credited for the article. Just email me. I may ask a couple of questions but most likely if it is about Oak Park sucking I will put it out there.

Oak Park, IL blog in e-book format?

I think I will make an e-book of all the crazy stuff I put on here in a text document and maybe see if I could save all the entries as pdfs and combined them together to have the pictures used throughout too, again, make an e-book about these experiences and rants I have about Oak Park, IL.

No, it will be a free download because I want the e-book to be easily available for all to download, read and own. Shit half of the books I know that my friends own are pdfs they gotten online or through other friends. I am working on it this is just an idea, I may need to add a couple more pictures of this hell hole to make it more interesting, I do not know how to make Oak Park, IL more interesting, maybe a miracle from God probably?

I digress anyway just putting it out there as an idea, tell me what you think would it be easier than logging on and going through the various past articles? Or Do you like the blog site more or maybe both formats would work? Give me a hollar!

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Oak Park, IL blog: what’s going on?

No, I am not dead yet! Nor have I have been deported! No, actually I took the month off, but not for Martin Luther King Jr day, because my buddy MA Pro turned me onto Adsense a while ago, for the Blogger.com section of Oak Park, Il blog. Since I have been putting out blogs like I work for a newspaper, I said why not? However, when I signed up for Adsense a couple months ago but have heard nothing else from them so I took the month to see what will happen. I am still dedicated in my hatred of Oak Park, IL this village is more annoying than a crack addict asking you for money in a Walmart parking lot, so I will keep posting.

But all this break was, is a test of the Adsense approval policy so hopefully, we will see something soon. Ah ha! the silver lining is I am back and will be posting more.

PS: This is not why I have been on twitter, that is because of trolls or one specifically but that is another story/post.

Happy Hanukkah Oak Park, IL

Good day to all! Happy Hanukkah!

This Holiday even though it is well known to people of other religions is not really recognized in Oak Park, Il either which pretty much is indicated of Oak Park, IL. So not being Oak Park, IL born and bred, I wanted to throw this shout out to my peeps of the Jewish faith in Oak Park, Il and everywhere else.

Hanukkah again is not a federal holiday in United States however today will be celebrated with traditional songs and Gift-giving as today starts 25th day of the month called Kislev of the Jewish calendar year. I have actually given coworkers at the job who are the Jewish faith dreidels as part of interfaith acknowledgment I will be surprised to see such gestures in Oak Park, Il by any entity that does not have religious affiliation, but again what do you expect living in Oak Park, Il where they are supposedly “diverse”-ha!

Anyway peeps Happy Hanukkah!

More information about the holiday: https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/chanukah

Go ahead Oak Park, IL and learn something!

Oak Park, IL Blog around the world

I like to thank all the readers of the Oak park, IL blog and wish you all a Happy Holidays! I look at all the stats from views and I marvel at all the countries listed. I have print screened the stats page that shows the countries that view the blog on WordPress and Blogger to give your country a shout out!

Now, I am basically not surprised that I have these many views from the United States (of course!) since Oak Park, IL is IN the USA, but I thank you anyway! The major surprise(s) was the other countries this blog has reached. So I will list those countries down here and again thank all of you once again!

  1. United States
  2. Germany
  3. Portugal
  4. France
  5. Italy
  6. United Kingdom
  7. India
  8. Nepal
  9. Ukraine
  10. Netherlands
  11. Russia
  12. China
  13. Saudi Arabia
  14. Phillippines
  15. Canada
  16. Vietnam
  17. Poland
  18. Ireland
  19. Netherlands
  20. Chile
  21. Thailand
  22. Australia

I tried to add both totals for the countries from WordPress and Blogger and ranked the countries in views. Truth be told I cannot name one country that I expected to be on the list other than United States and Canada, the others are mindboggling. So if you want to leave a comment (NO MATTER WHAT COUNTRY YOU ARE FROM!) why you looked at the blog, what search tags, etc., post in the comments section on either WordPress and/or Blogger I want to hear from you!

Oak Park, IL is filled with crazies!

Oak Park, IL is like having parents in your business telling you what to do and where to park when you are like 45 or 50! Nowhere else I have lived around the city or in the suburbs has been this disruptive, it is actually so peaceful elsewhere.

Some of these crazy residents seem to like to lord over on others and show, nay, flaunt their superiority over others. These “superior” beings cannot wait to tell the world how they went or are going wrong. To me, all these fucks should just go tend their Bee factory or botanical converse and leave the rest of us sensible human being be.

There is enough craziness going on out in the world without the psychotic residents of Oak Park, Il just needlessly coming up to complete strangers and adding their two cents or demanding some type of action from. Basically, they should just learn their manners and just fuck off.